Stop the presses everyone, we’ve got a click!!

You know, most people don’t even come this far.

*gestures to the pile of dead bodies and broken bots in the corner*

Like them — they never click the link in that email, never get another email from me again, and most of all…

Never see the 5 types of stories I tell to get people addicted to my emails.

Ya know…the thing they opted in for in the first place?

But you! You’re different.

So let’s get this show on the road.

My intern, Hinly, is currently running at 500mph to your inbox with the next email.

(I threatened to take away his vacation time if he didn’t make it in 0.0000001 seconds)

You see, how this works is you’ll get one Magic Story at a time, 24 hours apart.

Now, you could wait the whole 24 hours for each one…

But ain’t nobody got time fo’ dat.

So you can instead click the link in each email, and snatch up the next one immediately.

Theoretically, you could pretty much binge the entire series of emails in a couple hours.

(We gamers like to call this speedrunning)

If you don’t see the email in your inbox, then it likely means Intern Hinly got lost in spam — would you be a kind soul and drag the email back to your primary inbox?

Please and thank you! 🙂